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Jan 22 2009

The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn’t Happen Remix]

Published by krissie at 9:00 am under Uncategorized Edit This

Here’s something that will have you rolling on the floor, wetting yourself because it’s so funny.

Title: The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn’t Happen Remix]
Author: bitter_crimson
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Rodney/John
Rating: R
Warnings: Cookie porn, crumbs, strong language, extreme crackiness. Very image-heavy. No spoilers.
Word Count: ~1250 (in text and 80 pictures)

Just as the title says. Seriously. It’s the most brilliant story ever. EVER.

Once upon a time, there was a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Samoas, actually.

Now, Samoas are pretty complex: a vanilla cookie covered with caramel and coconut and chocolate. Not everybody likes them (even though they’re actually the second most popular Girl Scout cookie). Some people just don’t get Samoas, or think they’re a bit too much.

Thus starts one of the most brilliant pieces of crackfic/crackpic ever posted to the internet. Cookie!sex! Danger! True love! And to top it off, a happy ending.

As the two cookies spent more and more time together, Rodney found himself starting to worry about John’s well-being, while previously he had only been concerned with his own.

D’aww!!

No, seriously. This story is brilliant. Classic. Perfect. Everything you’d expect from the title and then some.

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